Sometimes your cat is the only one who needs to know.
flaming slow motion tennis
here you go: physics porn
Lost it over the last gif
can we talk about the donuts who filmed this tho
the people who filmed this are utter fools
But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.
drowning in an ocean of my tears
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles
Back from Butlins 90’s Reloaded! Amazing weekend! =D
If you’ve met Otto then you know, he’s the sweetest. I had to nickname him my honey bear 💛🐻 #misohandmade also makes custom cat nip toys #myottocat #gingercat