atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?
youre right, god is real
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
This is the first shoot of the photo series. I’m still in the process of deciding on other fruit options and trying to figure out how to open that coconut.
Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank
youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses
but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to STRONGLY advise against mailing poop to your friend.
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
the adults on tumblr are fucking surreal like half of them spend their time making fun of 13-16 year olds please do something more productive with your time. ride a bike. get a job. pay taxes.
As an adult I manage my time wisely where I can ride a bike,do my job,pay my taxes, and also make fun of 13-16 year olds all in one day.
your icon is a pony