So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.
A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.
BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM
NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES
you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site
also those very much look like wasps???
Why the girlfriend gone to america?!
Stupid Uni having modules so far away, like, the normal 365 miles is hard enough, but blehhhh!!!
3 weeks of spending time together to suddenly none and probably hardly any communication at all, noooooo :( :( :( :(
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
yes, you may sleep on my boobs???
~except ya know, i’m a cat so noboobs~ but thats a secret maybe
ooo a dragon snake?!
how making out works
[furiously taking notes]
yuhp, this is how to do the makout
what if church was called jesuscon
if you pray hard enough you get an extra hour in the biblepit